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Lame Demotivational Poster

YOU COULD BE IN SLAYER - and your teenage daughter will still think you're lame

TAGS: slayer lame
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by swampy

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 4:57 pm
Very true.
TheSanityInspector - May 2, 2013, 10:07 pm
RIP to Jeff Hannemann.
IceAngler - February 7, 2013, 1:04 pm
RAINING DEATH... one sec guys, my kids teacher is calling.
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:22 am
So very True!!!! LOL
Reality Lord - September 30, 2012, 6:09 pm

hmmm....looks vaguely familiar
maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:53 pm
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:55 am
mao--one of THE best metal bands. EVER.
TheSanityInspector - September 29, 2012, 2:07 pm
This is the funniest Motifake I've seen all month. Well done, sir...well done!
maoworks2 - September 26, 2012, 8:30 pm
Who Is This ?


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you ****bird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am
what a good ph**o!

TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential

TAGS: err human blame management potential
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!

STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.

TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm
GreaT Motifake !


TAGS: blame
Rating: 4.67/5

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TAGS: courage lie place blame teeth
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - July 24, 2013, 7:46 pm

@nichols.....please keep political comments on politifake. Thanks
nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:37 pm
The Obama Administration in a nutshell.
mariand - February 4, 2012, 7:25 pm
nice one!

DéJà VU? -

GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER

PLACE BLAME - Because without the people we hate in the world We would have to face the realisation That all of our problems, are actually caused by ourselves

TAGS: love hate blame people us
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by caveman

Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 5:18 pm

v...i woould have fav'd THAT poster.
caveman - July 19, 2011, 9:33 am
V, you overestimate me
Verdeckt - July 19, 2011, 9:15 am
I likes.. Before I read the text I thought it may be a poster for Sadomasochist masturbators with Bipolar
Reality Lord - July 18, 2011, 1:47 pm



TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


TAGS: leadership blame success
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 17, 2012, 10:21 pm
Thank You. I wish our USA politicians would follow that advice. So sick of them and this election stuff...
Sho - October 17, 2012, 12:00 pm

SOMETIMES AT WORK - I feel like Robinson Crusoë did. I'm insanely bored and just waiting for Friday. Meh, more like ALWAYS.


TAGS: twilight misery suffering blame chhezburger
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:24 pm
Still better than the Dinosaur Erotica that's being written nowadays.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:24 am
@gas Nah. I watched the 1st (Horrible. "Let's run up trees!") & the 2nd, which was better. Never saw the rest, fortunately. Ex went with girlfriends, but made me watch the DVDs. Hence my ex. ;)
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:20 am
@DR Well, I'm not a father, but a**uming I had a daughter... Unless you're being sarcastic. *shrug*
Houseplant - January 21, 2012, 10:39 am
I'd need a "fifth" just to set through only one of them..5L
DRhatman - January 19, 2012, 11:42 pm
your a great parent
gas - January 19, 2012, 9:50 am
I pity you lol

JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit

TAGS: jokes fire flame harm funny *****le
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:26 pm
Ouch! Psychopath!

ROCK ON - Phht in Flames

HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time

TAGS: h** air balloon balloons fire boring pancakes crash flame
Rating: 2.82/5

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Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.


TAGS: late lament moody blues
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - July 4, 2012, 9:47 am
I was just referring to when he 5ubmitted this fine poster.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2012, 8:50 am
Look Out Below !
Greeny - July 4, 2012, 12:29 am
Taaaaaaaaaagity taaaaaaaaaaaged 5anyway
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 7:40 pm
Tuuuuuuuuuuue5day aaaaaaaaafternoooooooon.

syria....SOLVED -

TAGS: syria navy ssbn obamaislame
Rating: 3.67/5

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Ron2 - September 9, 2013, 3:16 pm
It would solve the Syrian problem, on both sides but would not solve the middle east problem nor the problem in China, N. Korea, so on and so forth. Might even solve the US problem when the rest of the worlds nations destroyed us.
Capt. Morgan - September 7, 2013, 12:09 pm
Those missiles are expensive and that's a lot of money to spend just to bail out an untutored amateur president. Just have to accept the fact it's another round to Vladimir Putin.
falloutghoul - September 7, 2013, 9:09 am
I don't think we're actually "going to war."
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:45 pm
Thursday night in Nashville, Dave Mustane said "We don't want to go to war in Syria" and the audience seemed to agree.


TAGS: june calendar lame grammar
Rating: 4.78/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:45 pm
actually, it's quite clever and very well done
Leftcoastlawyer - June 30, 2011, 2:36 pm
Umm, that's kind of the point...
Wraith11B - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am
Obviously, the only lame grammar here is yours, as "Your" is the appropriate way to show ownership, and "You're" is just a contraction of "You are".


TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 10:16 pm
5 I-don't-remember-eating-baby-carrots
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it! 5L
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Excellence. 5L.
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 8:21 pm
nuthin' but the dog in you..bow wow yo, yippee yo yippeee ya!! 5L
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:52 pm

FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient

TAGS: fifth element flamethrower always efficient jean baptiste emanuel zorg
Rating: 2.35/5

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Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:30 pm
LoL... ya, if they used a real one they would burn down that set in a heart beat.
michael - October 25, 2008, 7:03 am
thats not a real flamethrower....it runs on propane, not kerosene....kool picture anyway


TAGS: bird poop blame
Rating: 4.22/5

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SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:49 pm
Blaming atheists? That's hardly fair. God is the one who watches every sparrow crap, or however that expression goes.

3D FILMS - Making decent story lines a thing of the past.

TAGS: 3d fad is lame
Rating: 4.79/5

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twill1962 - January 19, 2013, 8:56 am
Edward Scissorhands, Peter Venckman, Robocop, TMNT, Snake Pliskin, Ash (Evil Dead), Silent Bob, Willy Wonka, Boba Fett, Iron Giant, Robert Dinero (Taxi Driver), Sloth (Goonies), Pee Wee Herman, Big Lewbowski, Black Knight (Monty Python).
Rhinosaurus - July 16, 2010, 11:00 am
@Whatukno - I'm positive. 'Hump Lightning' has two large bulging eyes instead of an eye-slit, and the top of his dome isn't studded. Also the poster was about films, not TV shows.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 16, 2010, 7:03 am
THE BLACK KNIGHT!! Why the hell didn't I get that one? I am ashamed of myself.
whatukno - July 16, 2010, 7:02 am
@Rhinosaurus, Are you sure the guy on the bottom right isn't the humping robot from robot chicken?
mikecoffee23 - July 16, 2010, 6:03 am
Nice..I feel the same way, the better the tech, the weaker the plot
Rhinosaurus - July 15, 2010, 11:43 pm
bottom row, L to R - Pee Wee Herman (?), not enough detail on the middle, and The Black Knight from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'
Rhinosaurus - July 15, 2010, 11:42 pm
On right of Kurt Russell is Ash from Evil Dead, on his right is a ninja turtle. Row 2nd from bottom, L to R - the Iron Giant, Robert De Niro (Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver), Sloth from 'The Goonies'
Kung-Fu Devil - July 15, 2010, 10:58 pm
I'd hate to go see a film with Willy Wonka. I don't know who they all are. I'm lost with the guy on the right of Kurt Russell, and everyone on the bottom 2 rows, with the exception of the thing from the Goonies. Help?
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
What an interesting group...5poodles. To this day, the best 3D film I ever saw was Andy Warhol's Frankenstien. Funny 3D fun

FLAMETHROWERS - Bullets have a name on them. Grenades are to whom they concern. Flamethrowers are for Eavesdroppers.

TAGS: flamethrowers
Rating: 4.04/5

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RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:14 am
True, So True

I WANT ONE - So I can, um, clear my driveway.

TAGS: flame gun ad humor
Rating: 2.79/5

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Chris - April 3, 2009, 2:29 pm
LOL @ "So easy, even your wife can use it!"
RnR - September 25, 2008, 1:05 pm
and the neighnours cat,.. and his dog,.. and his pesky children...

BURNOUT KING - Smoke it up

COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.

TAGS: walmart tattoo lame funny copyright
Rating: 2.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 1:54 pm
He probably asked for a babe on a Harley, and then perhaps he somehow pissed off the tattoo artist, LOL. Think about it: A Wal*Mart b*tch tat on a guy? That’s the burn that keeps on burning XD
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Nice! Lol
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Because he asked really, really nice. Lol
Feasibly - September 26, 2011, 4:38 pm
You're a lifesaver, Thornne. I always thought Walmart was spelled with a "k" on the end...
Sean - September 26, 2011, 4:14 pm
But why Thornne, WHY????
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 12:04 pm
My name is Thornne and I did this tattoo in Columbia/Lexington SC. I am now at Freedom Tattoo in Floence SC 843.662.4009
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 2:15 am
Scary food for thought: Employess get a 15% discount on you..what ever the rest of you do, don't picture..don't do it!

nonsensical nonsense #9 -


TAGS: dirty clean junk flamethrower funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 2:19 am
Hope you destroyed every one of those fu**in' teeny pieces of Lego! Thousands of feet offer you 5L in gratitude!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2013, 11:28 pm
Looks like the room on the left got hit by a short, squealing, two legged tornado. Those things are like lawnmowers. Get one cranked up and you have a day's work ahead of you.
Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 6:15 pm
If I could vote 5,000,000 Lions I would. As the only person who cleans ANYTHING in my house, I've had that 'flamethrower moment' more than a few times.


TAGS: blame game life death
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - December 1, 2012, 9:27 pm
I was thinking the same thing then my tent in Afghanistan inexplicitly started on fire so I changed my mind quickly. LoL
Sho - December 1, 2012, 10:44 am
Who made the tree and the forbidden fruit? Who put it in the garden? That's who I'm blaming. 5L



TAGS: blame prediction failure excuse doomsday
Rating: 4.55/5

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CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:42 am
Oh that's easy. Depending on your political party affiliation, just blame Democrats or Republicans


TAGS: when things go wrong blame
Rating: 4.42/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
Firestarter - I knew she was real all along


PROBABLY A DICTIONARY - Apparently Americans are not allowed to use this

TAGS: culos flame
Rating: 4.25/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 4:45 pm
Banned for sale in the USA by the US government, to prevent as many Americans as possible from learning how political and financial systems actually work.
GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 3:59 pm
H'mmm. Curious. "Wiley" is the oldest publishing house in the US. Goes back to the beginning of the 19th Century. An insidious plot, perchance?
Donkasaurus - January 20, 2011, 4:37 pm
Wow Culos, I guess you just see Canadians, Mexicans, South Americans, and Australians as sub-par human beings...YOU RACIST! lol, nah I love it.

YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation

TAGS: medicine chill pill flame war doris funny prescription
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Grammar Nazi - April 25, 2009, 9:18 pm
Okay, so wtf are we supposed to take if we **** too many bricks?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 8:45 am
You got the name, and you were close on the date; it was the day LSD was first synthesized by Dr Albert Hoffman. 25 points!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 2:45 am
13 points for LogicDude, plus 7 bonus points for a great all-text Herman Munster impression!
Herman LogicDude - November 23, 2008, 1:59 am
*jumps in his giant shoes* Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn *breaks through floor* Darn Darn Darn Darn!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 1:53 am
Full disclosure: I have felt the need to take one of these recently. ( also, there are easter eggs in this one)

I Dream of Jeannie -

TAGS: presidential lament
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:29 pm
I never found th5t actress attractive, even when she was younger. I didn't care none too much for Barba Eden either.

MISUNDERSTANDING - I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you!

TAGS: faults blame kids
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - June 15, 2012, 5:04 pm
Another thank you sir.
spacedog - June 15, 2012, 11:47 am
Nice one MissPriss.

D.N.A. - Great. Something I can blame for being a complete, hopeless screw-up.


TAGS: weekend lame sober weak basement
Rating: 4.63/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:32 pm
Well at least it didn't hit any phone wires...5L
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:36 pm
PAinful stuff, ain't it? Once in awhile, when drinking, I head back there to enjoy the burn of failure, inexperience and pure lack of talent. It helps me step it up when I'm slacking.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Actually, I make a point not to. Reminds me too much of my own basement.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
You must've been looking at my older work.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 2:45 pm
d***, it's true... Aggy can make a humorous poster. 5
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
They're still all magicians... and that isn't a plus in my book.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:27 pm
HAHA! atleast criss angel still performs illusions. David Blaine has become more of a "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" guy lol
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:04 pm
That actually would've been a great angle on it! Worse yet, Criss Angel!
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
LOL AGGY! When I first saw this picture I wanted to write something about David Blaine but this is INFINITELY better! lol 5L

TEAMWORK - Is essential - it allows you to blame someone else

TAGS: teamwork allows blame someone
Rating: 4.46/5

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almarpa - August 10, 2010, 1:53 pm
Thank you!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 11:59 am
Good one.

I'M NOT FAT. - But I have been called big boned a few times.

FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.


TAGS: motorcycle flames fire tailgating
Rating: 2.36/5

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ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:36 pm

BLAME - After ten years, it's time to look in the mirror

TAGS: redskins blame
Rating: 1.73/5

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WTF - October 20, 2009, 2:05 pm
it's time to fire Dan Snyder!

YOU HAVE A DOG - with a wine glass on it's head I have a Tank, with a flamethrower My point just became valid

TAGS: tank flame thrower
Rating: 4.71/5

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gaytondg - January 8, 2011, 10:44 am
motinet - January 7, 2011, 11:54 pm

LMAO - if you dont get this joke click here---> 125335 to see the reference
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 9:02 pm
Brilliant! 5L's
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 9:01 pm
Brilliant! 5L's
Ed-Hyde - January 7, 2011, 2:48 pm
well played, sir.
NoBodyZ - January 7, 2011, 2:16 pm
very nice point taken
crankyhead - January 7, 2011, 1:29 pm
I dunno man, kinda looks like a helicopter to me. LOL 5
ICEMAN - January 7, 2011, 1:13 pm
Touche' 5L


TAGS: flames run fast fire pzy
Rating: 4.71/5

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hootizz - January 8, 2011, 6:50 pm
Especially when you show their Boss the video footage of them playing with themselves during company time..!!

THE PEOPLE OF NORTH DAKOTA - Its like a wheres waldo with Bovee being the only black person.

TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 4.31/5

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Fatt Matt - March 26, 2010, 5:29 pm
It's ok Bovee, all of ND knows where you are, and their keeping their doors locked because of it... I kid, I kid. +5 red and white striped shirts
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 1:18 pm
ROR! Flame yourself day is the best! Good shiot Bovee! 5L
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 1:03 pm
quick someone activate his GPS
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 12:53 pm
5! I like it! I've never been good at these things. I can't see the boat in those 3D things either! Dammit!


TAGS: everyone else is to blame drink drunk loser
Rating: 4.11/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:00 am
there are ninja-***bs in the background!! open your eyes, dude!!
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:59 am
Cold! But funny. 5/5 Some ***bs would have made is 6-worthy, though...perhaps in the background somewhere.

AIRMAN - Has had enough of your obtuseness...

TAGS: he does t care for you lame poster or unoriginal comments
Rating: 3.93/5

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boomstick - January 12, 2010, 3:26 am
looks like he should have had an enlisted guy there so he could get the problem fixed.


TAGS: you cant blame the lions on us we just rooted for them
Rating: 3.47/5

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Ding - January 21, 2011, 7:22 am
I bet there was a few agnostics who went along with the crowd.. just in case... Its also possible that most of the crowd were agnostics following 1 or 2 true believers.. PS worst form of nudity is sandals AND socks...
Sean - August 5, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, Airman? Name one person that an agnostic ever stomped to death ... didn't think so.
Airman - June 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
I do believe the Agnostics are being ignored in all of this debating.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 1:38 pm
Hath thy guinness forsaken thee? But hey, look at the time. Gottago! Tootles, loner.
agdaniele - June 20, 2009, 1:09 pm
Sandals? Anyone? I'm soooo alone.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 12:57 pm
Hey, thanks. Just to repeat myself a tad, I mean this more as jab at my own atheism (or neurosis) than at anyone else's views. Glad it's getting laughs from different directions.
KDP3 - June 20, 2009, 12:47 pm
5 lions/monkeys and I'm not even atheist!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 1:32 am
Now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
I've said it before (truth) and I'll say it again: Sandals are the worst form of nudity.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Chew on it for awhile... it's layered.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:20 pm
It's anti-sandals!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 9:51 pm
I'm glad this is not seen as anti-Christian, as that is not at all my intent. Most atheists go through a period of ***kishness. I've been over mine for months now. I'm still paranoid though, in my dreams. Take it easy Dudes in special shoes.
FTACHASER357 - June 19, 2009, 8:38 pm
I like this poster, because us Christians can KICK really HARD! :-)
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
WHO told you about our special shoes!?
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
Hey thanks, RON. The Canadian Tire money is on its way (including the top up to cover the exchange rate). And yes to the t-shirt request. That'd be so cool.
RON - June 19, 2009, 6:23 pm
can i make a t-shirt of this Sean?...lol Once again a TRUE MOTIFAKE...just this once to say to you...(tear in eye) you are the BEST! I wish all knew that!...your portfollio is just awesome of talent and genius, and great humor. Send the $1000 to my home
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:13 pm
motifake - June 19, 2009, 6:05 pm



PAINTERS TAPE - Because duct tape leaves little sticky lines

ARGUMENTS - This one has more importance than 99% of motifake flame wars.

TAGS: arguments flame wars
Rating: 2.83/5
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 2:28 pm
Over is better unless you have a small child who can reach the roll, then under is better. Or a cat. d*** cats.
STP - August 12, 2009, 8:52 pm
Over the roll for me. Any time I see it under the roll, I switch it around the way I like it. TRUE STORY: A housing developer in Washington state has developed bathrooms with spots for two rolls of toilet paper: one over, one under.
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:26 pm
My wife is left handed so she likes it under, I'm right handed so I like it on the counter...
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 11:40 am
Ahhhh, the Great Debate; is it "A" or "B"

NO RESPECT, I'M TELLIN' YA - Airman: Tower, please call me a fuel truck Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck

TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 3.8/5

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GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:15 pm
5 Rodney D'

OCTOPUS VULGARIS - As opposed to Octopus Attractivus?

TAGS: fail lol lame
Rating: 3.64/5

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champ99 - December 21, 2011, 2:33 pm
Authorized Additives? That could be anything from salt to battery acid me thinks.


TAGS: stupid fire flame
Rating: 3.31/5

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Chillax - January 24, 2010, 6:21 pm
NO worries, I had too much this morning. ;-D
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 5:48 pm
Apologies. Too much brew last night.
Chillax - January 24, 2010, 4:08 pm
Iceman - it's supposed to be "Dope-ler" not "Doppler" (altered the spelling and providing a new the definition. It's a Mensa thing, so that explains why you don't get it. Don't be so quick to judge next time.
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 12:30 am
Dude, the very least you could do is to spell 'Doppler" correctly. You reek.

FORSETI - already in his childhood he was so much loved by his parents as today by the banhammer.


TAGS: yes its lame but they cant all be winners
Rating: 3.08/5

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Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
Thank you.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:10 pm
Well put, Claire.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:07 pm
I think the idea of the van is to ensure people DON'T laugh. So I would a**ume no, because I definitely lol'd.
rerun - July 11, 2010, 9:06 pm

is this posted inside the van?

History -

TAGS: history written by victors and women assigning blame does anyone even read the tags silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm
heh I guess I'm not the only one that reads (and hopefully appreciates) oddball tags
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:47 am
I also read the tags. I enter appropriate, yet humorous, tags in the form of a sentence to aid in the memorization of words or phrases in aid in the search.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:15 am
I read them, but they're not meant for reading, they a**ist the search function. 5L

Ghost Rider -


TAGS: moth to a flame
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - September 7, 2012, 6:37 pm
Good One Gotta Match.

Blame Me -

TAGS: blame yourself
Rating: 4.9/5

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Pagong - October 9, 2013, 8:41 pm
Thanks. Was trying to make one of 'em inverted pyramid scams, I mean, statements.
Greeny - October 9, 2013, 4:04 am


Losing battles -

TAGS: losing battles is he blowing out the fire or fanning the flames
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - July 6, 2014, 10:12 pm
Hey, how’d you do that with my ‘O’?......wait, I think I fÖund it
Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 8:45 pm
Thanks Garyö
GaryO - July 6, 2014, 11:58 am



CROWD SURFING - burns almost as many calories as channel surfing!

Eternal Flame -

TAGS: flame died song lied heart
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - April 22, 2013, 8:43 pm
And then I say "Sonuvab****; I'll have a Jaeger.

The Perfect Victim -


TAGS: march assignment flame yourself
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 4:21 am
She's ***y enough to love TTH!
Airman - March 26, 2010, 2:41 pm
you have never looked lovelier
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 12:43 pm
So, like what, do I have to text my vote or something? I'll vote 5 times!
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 12:13 pm
5 ***y b****es!

LOGICDUDE - Your hopes of escaping his wrath by assuming he hates the water will soon be allayed by your excruciatingly painful (and wildly amusing) death.

TAGS: he does t care for you lame poster or unoriginal comments
Rating: 4.25/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - January 8, 2010, 3:03 pm
d***it Logic! How many times do I have to tell you about trying to eat the guy from across the street who like to soak himself in Barbecue Sauce?
LogicDude - January 8, 2010, 7:56 am
Before the death comes the b***secks. Or after...doesn't matter much to me, it just means there's less screaming. 5L!
Cubbybear - January 7, 2010, 10:24 pm
It really is the Year Of The Tiger! 5/5
agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:53 pm
Sweet. 5L

PRODUCEMAN117 - Yes, he's got some skeletons. Yes, he's got a friend who can give "The Shocker" to 4 girls at once. And yes, he thought he locked the door before you came in.

TAGS: flame yourself assignment
Rating: 4.17/5

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lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 11:31 pm
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:54 pm
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 7:50 pm


TAGS: grey scorpion old dude man aged to perfection like your beard mofo flame way
Rating: 4.08/5

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Bartimaeus - June 2, 2010, 12:57 pm
I'm not saying your old...just experienced. In truth, you're as young as a surgeon can make you feel. Ask Joan Rivers. By the way, just for the record, the typos in the first word balloon were intended...just not consistent.
GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 10:58 am
I'm not old!! just some of the parts are slightly aged.....and moderately wrinkled. 5L


TAGS: marchallenge flame yourself
Rating: 4.07/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 11:23 am
Take a long holiday, Let the children play.


TAGS: flame yourself day
Rating: 4.06/5

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R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 3:11 pm
Are you kidding? It didn't get me through McDonald's drive through! You gonna give that creepy guy more than a buck to take it off? Hell, I did it for free most nights...still do!
ICEMAN - March 26, 2010, 3:05 pm
So Jake... did that job dancing get you through college?
frixxxx - March 26, 2010, 1:13 pm
Wow, Freddy Mercury's little brother....NICE!
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 12:39 pm
Proud to have put this one over the top. 5 Lions.
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 12:17 pm
Well.....I did move from aviators to blades...does that count?
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 12:14 pm
I dont think you ever did let go! 5 Aviator sunglasses


TAGS: flame thyself and aggy too
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:21 pm
Ouch, cant believe i missed that
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 3:16 pm
Hey, they probably enjoyed it as much as you did.
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:09 pm
MO, Moo, and TTH road my a** at first too. probably for the best
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 11:46 pm
Bless you.


MUSTYK - He's spent another night Motifaking !!

TAGS: flame yourself mustyk
Rating: 4/5

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CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:56 pm
3L, sorry

EXCUSE ME - but does anyone have a riccola?


TAGS: flame
Rating: 3.94/5

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Woodywood03a - February 22, 2010, 11:46 pm
Derek - January 28, 2010, 5:38 pm
It's the optical illusion house. Burn two, but leave one, Woody.
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:06 am
5 gallons of gas on that fire.


TAGS: flame
Rating: 3.94/5

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AGDANIELE - THE TRUTH... a little whiny girl with little girly beer

TAGS: flame a mod
Rating: 3.88/5

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GreyScorpion - March 13, 2010, 8:41 am
5 BaZinga's!!
Produceman117 - March 13, 2010, 2:21 am
Oooh! Nice one, Fides.
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 1:36 am
Nice one phy! hekhekhekehhek 5L
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 1:03 am
Still laughing my a** off!!!!
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:27 am
BoneCD - March 13, 2010, 12:24 am
LMFAO...somebody just got BRITARDED
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:24 am
Blow on it, mommy.... it buuuuuurns!
phydeaux - March 13, 2010, 12:23 am
Ahhh...:bows: I thank you Sir.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:22 am
Ba-ha-rutal! Phy, 5 seriously slammed lions! That's how you do it!!!

DOWN IN FLAMES - What it feels like when one of your motifakes bombs and only gets 1L.

TAGS: flames fail bomb
Rating: 3.88/5

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maoworks2 - April 14, 2012, 10:45 am
not true.
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:16 pm
A poster gets what it deserves... 'nuff said


TAGS: bartimaeus laments crappy super power
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:42 pm
Thanks, Sean. Them's the breaks, I guess.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 4:05 pm
This is clever. And under-rated.


Up In the Sky! -

There Goes My Hero -

TAGS: flame princess foo fighters hero
Rating: 3.8/5

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falloutghoul - August 7, 2013, 8:33 am
After watching this episode, it left me feeling bummed out.


Aim at the base of the flames! -

THE FLAMES OF HOPE - have slowly flickered out

TAGS: flames hope out
Rating: 3.43/5

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Sho - June 18, 2012, 11:39 pm
Smooth demotivational touch there

GOT A SECOND TO SPARE? - Think about everything that is going great in your life... that was fast how are you going to use the rest of your second?



TAGS: car door window bacd old lame jokes
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - June 16, 2009, 2:47 pm
I bet that's a non-smoking vehicle
Jmac0585 - June 16, 2009, 2:38 pm
I can roll down the window.

Dat Face -

TIMMY ARMY OPINIONS - Many will not agree and great flame wars will be fought. Just ask the current cannon fodder brigade: Logicman, Paul Kondor, Scorpio7, Anon, Energy, Tom Snyder, & Little Jalford.

TAGS: timmy army inbreeding flame wars timmies
Rating: 3.19/5

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Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:44 am
I give it a five!
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 8:58 pm
Not many... banned or moved on, mostly. There's no glory in being a timmy... unless you rig a poster in your own honor... then get friends to vote it up.
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 8:56 pm
do any of these guys even hang around here anymore?
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 8:39 pm
In her defense, Anon DOES have a really big brain in this picture so she must have great intelligence.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry Anon, I tried. I just couldn't keep typing while laughing at AK's poignant and derisive comment.
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 2:29 am
Oh, totally you! :P
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 1:57 am
What a douche.
Anon - August 7, 2009, 1:08 am
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 11:34 pm
make it a fairish contest. So I chose based on other Timmy's opinions. So by all means, voice your opinion. That's what we are here for. Just don't go all sour gra**s if you don't agree with the response.
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 11:32 pm
Well, yes. The opinion of Who is a Timmy WAS put in a category. I posted a forum topic about Graybeard Insight where the topic of who were the Timmys? Quite a number of users answered. I picked 7 names at random from all posted. There by attempting to
TheTrashHeap - August 6, 2009, 9:26 pm
Sorry paul but the shoe fits!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 6, 2009, 8:53 pm
...Which would put the opinion of who is a "Timmy" in the same category.
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 8:39 pm
5 angry poodles!
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 8:16 pm
... EVERYBODY has one!
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 8:15 pm
If you have looked deeply at the text of most flame wars here, the name Timmy has been lobbed at either combatant. The above named were noted as creating or have been a part of some of the larger wars to date. So, opinions are like a$$holes...
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 6, 2009, 4:02 am
I'm glad that any opinion you disagree with is by a "Timmy".
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 10:49 pm
5 inbred lions! f***ing excellent!
BuZZbomb - August 5, 2009, 10:42 pm
WOOT WOOT! Thanks Canuk! I've had this pic for weeks trying to caption it. Little Jalford cracks me up every time.
CANADA - August 5, 2009, 9:23 am
5 lions! that just made the favy list!

FIRE - The Pyro's way of getting High!

TAGS: pyro fire flames
Rating: 3/5

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rerun - March 2, 2010, 8:27 pm

Cubby, is that you on the drums?


DHALSIM YOGA INSTRUCTOR - Teaching us thru Yoga how to harness nature and turn it against itself.